D A I - C H A N

Finally, the criticism of the Church of Scientology is coming to the surface again, and in a major way!



In my opinion, any organization that requires you not to ask questions obviously has something to hide. And any religion that tells you asking questions is against said religion is a CULT.

Updated 2/26. Took debbycus's advice and added the "title" tag for Firefox users. Added updated pictures of Kayden Larson-McCarthy, more pictures of Able Kelly, The Omens Family, and The Starr Family. Also, added some pictures of Anslie at the bottom. I've temporarily forgotten his last name. *headdesk*

Note: Some of them have descriptions, just hover your mouse over the picture.

( The Wright Family )

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( The Marks Family )

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( The Izumi Family )

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( The Larson-McCarthy Family )

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( The Harper Family )

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( The Kelly Family )

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( The Omens Family )

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( The Starr Family )

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( Couples )

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( Groups )

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( Anslie, my current favourite, but I forgot his last name )

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More will be added later. So I'm keeping this un-FO'd so it is easy for me to find.

♥ Before you comment! ♥
-I need to know you from somewhere (lj community, different site, etc.)
-We need to have things in common (and these need to be things you can name without glancing at my interests!)
-Basically, no random friending. I've gotten a little paranoid recently.

Feb 25th: New rule! If I know you from GoS, you're pretty much insta-friended. ^-~ Just remind me you're a fellow Gosling and you're in.
Also, I SO need to change my FO-banner. Ugh. But I'm lazy. I'll deal, even if the dark green looks horrid with my orange layout. XD

Story Title: You Are The One
Chapter Title: Chapter One: You Should Be
Author: Dai-chan (onekawaiibaka)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But I'm sure you knew that.
Summary: 'Was Draco Malfoy really apologizing? And to Ronald Weasley, of all people? It was absurd! It was unthinkable! It was... kind of sweet, actually.'
Author's Notes: SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS. Lettin' ya know. Oh, and, uh... There are a few points in this that are kind of rough and I still want to polish, but am not sure how. Constructive criticism is very welcome~

( CHAPTER ONE: You Should Be )

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Chapter Title: Chapter Two: You'll See
Author: Dai-chan (onekawaiibaka)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But I'm sure you knew that.
Summary: 'This is the start of our new lives. From this point on, things will only get better.'
Author's Notes: SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS. And Happy!Malfoys. Beware.

( CHAPTER TWO: You’ll See )

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Chapter Title: Chapter Three: You're More
Author: Dai-chan (onekawaiibaka)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and related characters belong to J. K. Rowling and I'm just playing with them because I'm sick like that.
Summary: "Just a month ago, if someone had told me that I’d eventually be sitting on a classroom floor kissing Draco Malfoy, I’d… Well, I’d probably have punched them in the nose.”
Author's Notes: SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS. Also, British terms! (Jumper = sweater. Trainers = sneakers.) Also, I'm a bit mean to Hermione (Bless her heart, I love her!) Includes daddy!Harry and, of course, some spacey-but-wise!Luna. ENJOY!

( CHAPTER THREE: You’re More )

So I didn't take my ADD medicine yesterday, and randomly during an AIM with Dey-chan I began coming up with other words that OMG could stand for. Eventually we both started doing it, and came up with a list of the best ones for different internet slang acronyms..

The LIST:
+OMG = Organic Mountain Giants
+LOL = Lepers Occupying Lingerie
+BRB = Boobs Really Bounce
+ROFL = Run Over Friday's Laundry
+WTF = Wanking To Fags
+G2G = Groped 2 Grandmas
+LMAO = Lesbians Met And Oggled
+STFU = Seven Tramps From Uranus
+OTP = Often Tickle Pirates
+ASL = Asses Stay Loose
+IDK = Instant Death Kangaroo
+TTFN = Teenagers Titilate Father's Nads
+ILU = Islanders Loan Ukes*
+RP = Radioactive Penis**
+WB = Whimpering Boys
+TTYL = Transvestites Tease Young Lechers
+GTFO = Grind To Find Orgasm
+BFF = still to come
+NBD = still to come
+JK = still to come
+AFK = still to come
+NVM = still to come
+ATM = still to come
+W/E = still to come
+FTW = still to come

*An uke is the submissive in gay sex.
**It was a toss-up between this or Rodeo Porn.

Feel free to suggest more slang terms/acronyms... BUT DON'T COME UP WITH WORDS FOR THEM AND GIVE THEM TO ME. I wanna do that with Dey-chan. So nyah.

Okay, so here's my promise:

I will make my LJ pretty and update it more often once I get my new laptop... Whenever the hell that is. *glares at her dad*

And if I don't, I give you permission to pester me until my ears bleed and I claw my own eyes out. :D

I got this from a paper that my friend Michelle handed me in class. I'm not quite sure where she got it, but it's effin' HILARIOUS. Read it.


56 B.C And All That

(Excerpt from Richard Lederer’s Anguished English (Wyrick, Dell). Mr. Lederer teaches English at St. Paul’s school)

It is truly astounding what havoc students can wreak upon the chronicles of the human race. I have pasted together the following history of the world from genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. Early Egyptian women often wore a garment called calasiris. It was a sheer dress which started beneath the breasts which hung to the floor.

The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

Later, came Job, who had one trouble after another. Eventually, he lost all his cattle and all his children and had to go live alone with his wife in the desert.

The Greeks were a high sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

( Read more! XD It's funny, trust me. )

Gravitation
- Yuki/Shuichi x 6
Kingdom Hearts II
- AkuRoku x 1
- Axel x 2
- Kairi x 5
- Riku x 2
- RikuSora x 1
- Roxas x 3
- Sora x 6
Yuugiou
- Bakura Ryou x 1
- Kaiba Mokuba x 1
- Kaiba Seto x 1
- Kisara x 1
- Motou Yuugi x 1
- Tabloidshipping x 2
- Yami no Bakura x 2
- Yami no Yuugi x 1

♥ Credit optional, but appreciated ♥
♥ Please please please comment ♥
Let me know which ones you took, just so I'll know what other people like

( 36 Icons Total )

HAPPY BUNNY DAY, EVERYONE!


... *goes back to collecting eggs on Gaia* I want me my easter basket surprise! W00t! ... *medicine has not kicked in yet*

Yes, this is spoiler filled. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. Kthx.

( Okay not really descriptive with spoilers. Actually, it's really pretty vague. )

Axel is totally gay for Roxas! ♥

From now on, this is where everything I think about that does not concern IRL life goes. Therefore, it is not Friends Only. Check it out if you're a fan of my fanfiction/icons/whatever.

I am so friggin' stuck on this and it just WON'T END. I thought I had it ended and then I COULDN'T STOP WRITING.

( NnyxEdgar V-Day fic )

And that's where I am stuck. Because I suck like that. I hate writer's block. AND IT WAS JUST GETTING NICE AND SMUTTY TOO, GOSH DARNIT.

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I would kill to be in an RP community that was actually alive. For almost any fandom. Seriously. I haven't RPed seriously in forever. Not since I was on AOL, I think. AOL chatroom RPs were, dare I say, the bomb. XD

( Edgar + Knife = Love )

OMG HAPPY PREZ DAY.

While scanning, I may as well scan my Yuna pic and the finished pic for Katie. Maybe... x_X;;

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( Plz ignore the face, kthnx )

( Belated present for Katie )

Wow. There goes my lazyness. Now I have to eat.

Title: Mokie's Sweet Sixteen
Author: moi! I mean.. Dai
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Seto/Mokuba [hinted Joey/Mai -- yes I use English names. Leave me alone.]
Spoilers: No spoilers because I really don't watch the show as often as I should. Which is hardly ever.
Warnings: Kaibacest (Meaning incest. No likie, no readie. Don't get on my ass about it. I'm not incestual, I just figure whatever floats yer boat. Plus, Mokie and Kaiba are uber kyoot together, blood relation or no.) Underage!Slut!Mokuba, Possessive!Seto, dirty words, BUTTSEX! XD, and OHNOES!HilaryDuff's"SweetSixteen"lyrics. Could possibly be a bit OOC. Or a lot. You decide.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Believe me. I don't. I haven't even seen enough episodes to be considered an actual fan. I just read spoilers so I know stuff.
Summary: Mokuba wants something different for his sixteenth. After all, such a special age calls for a a special change.
Archive: YES PLEASE. Would love you FOREVER. Just tell me where!
Notes: The lj-cut title has nothing to do with the story. I'm just being silly. This is my first lemon (well, completed lemon, anyway. I'm proud of it. Oh, and feedback is REALLY appreciated! ...I cannot listen to this song ever again without giggling insanely.

( Mokie brings all the boys to the yard! )

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

I won't be online for a while. If you want to talk to me, call me, for those who know my number. For those who don't, you'll just have to wait. Or comment here. I'm in the middle of a crisis. Bye.

Happy turkey day, ya'll!

Update @ gemini_graphix. Mainly Kingdom Hearts. Was messing around with different saturations of colour. Or whatever you wanna call it. I think they look neat.

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Kristin's home! Kristin's home! Lalalala, Kristin's home!

Only six more minutes until it's NOT your b-day anymore, but, still...
HAPPY 21ST, KRISTIN!! [cmcw97]
I bought you one present, made you one, and am also planning on buying you another (*coughwithdad'smoneycough*). 'Cause you're not only my favourite (*coughandonlycough*) sister in the world, you're also one of my best friends. I love you, Kristin!

( OMG CRAB PEOPLE )